Snowy's New Do

None of us fully appreciated quite how prominent Snowy’s ears were until he returned home from his first trip to the Barber in over forty years. Even one of his friends commented that he’d never noticed them before.

Glam-Nan is Snowy’s Personal Stylist. She's been responsible for maintaining and blow drying his Ken Barlow mullett since they met. She also ensured he never left the house in one of his skin tight white polo neck jumpers that he would sneekily purchase on unsupervised shopping trips to the Golf Shop which he frequented so much, he not only appeared in their catalogue but was also offered a job.

Glam-Nan’s resignation hit Snowy hard. Who would tend to his majestic silver mane which had remained untouched by commercial paws for over four decades?

The task fell to the local barber who swiftly and mercilessly removed Snowy’s antique neck fuzz. On his return home, Glam-Nan sensed all was not well. “You ok?” she asked. “No, I’m not” he sulked, then added seriously, “my neck’s cold”.

As Glam-Nan lay in bed that night, she checked out her husband’s new ears, illuminated beautifully by the moonlight. Snowy tutted as he pulled up the duvet to combat the unfamiliar draught he was feeling on his neck.